Kid Picks Up Dad’s Sex Doll

Kid gets a new toy… oh wait.

Kid Picks Up Dad's Sex Doll

Kid Picks Up Dad’s Sex Doll

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Killer Baby Costume

You know what, I think I’d consider this a parenting win… sorta.

Killer Baby Costume

Killer Baby Costume

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Kid Gets Hired as Lion Tamer

I would guess his last resort is to start singing ‘Hakuna Matata…’

Kid Gets Hired as Lion Tamer

Kid Gets Hired as Lion Tamer

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Motorcycle Compartment as Crib

This won’t end well during inspection.

Motorcycle Compartment as Crib

Motorcycle Compartment as Crib

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Little Miss Woodstock

He always puts her to sleep by singing “Puff the Magic Dragon” just before bedtime.

Little Miss Woodstock

Little Miss Woodstock

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“Guns” Jigsaw Puzzle

Somebody who says that “guns don’t kill people” again and I’ll blow his fucking head off.

"Guns" Jigsaw Puzzle

“Guns” Jigsaw Puzzle

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Jumping Over Babies

I’d rather see this “devil” jump off a cliff and die.

Jumping Over Babies

Jumping Over Babies

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Dickery on First Birthday

“I wanted to blow the candle but the dick got in the way” is not a good excuse.

Dickery on First Birthday

Dickery on First Birthday

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Mom Explains What She Does For a Living

“At Home Depot where I work, we don’t wear uniforms.” Yeah, that explains it. Not.

Mom Explains What She Does For a Living

Mom Explains What She Does For a Living

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Child All Wrapped Up

What the hell did she do I don’t even…

Child All Wrapped Up

Child All Wrapped Up

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Mother Sits on Baby

Is this some other version of Peek-a-Boo?

Mother Sits on Baby

Mother Sits on Baby

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Python Crawls Over Baby

Is it because regular toys are costly? One wonders.

Python Crawls Over Baby

Python Crawls Over Baby

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Child Takes a Seat Underneath a Moving Shopping Cart

Imagine that child’s hands slipping off the sides of the cart. Yep, not a pretty sight.

Child Takes a Seat Underneath a Moving Shopping Cart

Child Takes a Seat Underneath a Moving Shopping Cart

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Kid Stuck Inside Shopping Cart

Well at least he looks comfortable enough.

Kid Stuck Inside Shopping Cart

Kid Stuck Inside Shopping Cart

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Knife Throwing Dad and Child Circus Act

Somebody stab this father in the nape, please.

Knife Throwing Dad and Child Circus Act

Knife Throwing Dad and Child Circus Act

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Fat Child in a Baby Stroller

Fat child who is obviously too big and too old to be put in a baby stroller is not getting the exercise she needs. Her parents need to be pushed off a cliff.

Fat Child in a Baby Stroller

Fat Child in a Baby Stroller

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Daugher Wearing Mermaid Costume Sans Bra

Even tiny seashells for both nipples would have sufficed, Dad.

Daugher Wearing Mermaid Costume Sans Bra

Daugher Wearing Mermaid Costume Sans Bra

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Orc Hugging Baby

The kid was asking for Shrek but an orc is a good substitute as any.

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Drunk Baby Gives a Beer Toast

That’s not what they meant by “nighttime feeding.”

Drunk Baby Gives a Beer Toast

Drunk Baby Gives a Beer Toast

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Baby on Bike Boarded Up

That’s gotta hurt.

Baby on Bike Boarded Up

Baby on Bike Boarded Up

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Little Girl With Bra Strap Mark

A little girl shouldn’t even be wearing a bra.

Little Girl With Bra Strap Mark

Little Girl With Bra Strap Mark

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Child Tagged as “DoucheBag”

This is not what the child psychologist had in mind when he said the child needs to have his self-esteem built.

Child Tagged as "DoucheBag"

Child Tagged as “DoucheBag”

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Baby Puts Gun in Mouth

The parents of this kid deserve to be shot.

Baby Puts Gun in Mouth

Baby Puts Gun in Mouth

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Kid Stocks Up On Beer

Way to set a good example for the kid, Dad.

Kid Stocks Up On Beer

Kid Stocks Up On Beer

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Baby Dragged Like a Rag Doll

I want to stuff this mom in a jar and let it roll down a long slope until it falls down a manhole.

Baby Dragged Like A Ragdoll

Baby Dragged Like A Ragdoll

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Baby Squeezed In a Cart

Just when you think parenting can’t get any worse, you see something like this.

Baby Squeezed in a Cart

Baby Squeezed in a Cart

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Badass Baby

BRING. MILK. NOW.

Badass Baby

Badass Baby

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Mom Grabs Baby By The Leg

A mother that just made me lose faith in humanity.

Mom Grabs Baby By The Leg

Mom Grabs Baby By The Leg

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Kid Playing With Electric Egg Mixer

Home Management Epic Fail.

Kid Playing with Egg Mixer

Kid Playing with Egg Mixer

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Baby on the Grill

At least make it medium rare. Sorry, bad joke. This is sick.

Baby on a Grill

Baby on a Grill

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