Badass Baby

BRING. MILK. NOW.

Badass Baby

Badass Baby

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Mom Grabs Baby By The Leg

A mother that just made me lose faith in humanity.

Mom Grabs Baby By The Leg

Mom Grabs Baby By The Leg

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Kid Playing With Electric Egg Mixer

Home Management Epic Fail.

Kid Playing with Egg Mixer

Kid Playing with Egg Mixer

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Baby on the Grill

At least make it medium rare. Sorry, bad joke. This is sick.

Baby on a Grill

Baby on a Grill

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Bra Markings on Little Girl

No. Just… NO.

Bra Markings on Little Girl

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Dead Grandma Carries Her Grandson

Grandma loves her grandson so much that death can’t stop her from having their portrait taken.

Dead Grandma Carries Her Grandson

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Baby Pees in a Bottle While the Race Girls Look On

I don’t know which is sicker, the mom allowing the baby to pee in the bottle or the race girls keeping a straight face.

Baby Pees on Bottle While the Race Girls Look On

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Mom Blows the Birthday Cake

The mom blew her daughter’s birthday celebration, it seems.

Mom Blows the Birthday Cake

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Baby Livin’ the Thug Life

Looks like this little ‘homie’ got his priorities straightened out.

Baby Livin' the Thug Life

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“Certified Muff Diving Instructor” Takes His Daughter For a Stroll

And that is why you can’t choose a shirt haphazardly once you’ve become a dad. Saves you a lot of embarrassment.

“Certified Muff Diving Instructor” Takes His Daughter For a Stroll

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Toddler Rides Her Bike on the Highway

A speeding ticket is the least of these kid’s parents’ worries.

Toddler Riding Her Bike on a Highway

Toddler Riding Her Bike on the Highway

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Toddler Using A Seat Belt

Adult Seat Belt on a child – not a good idea.

Toddler Using A Seat Belt

Toddler Using A Seat Belt

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‘Tool’ Shirt Misused

A ‘Tool’ shirt and a kid just doesn’t go together.

'Tool' Shirt Misused

‘Tool’ Shirt Misused

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Gun-Toting Kids

Looks like the The Second Amendment apply for kids too in this day and age.

Gun-Toting Kids

Gun-Toting Kids

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Grandpa Gets a Touchdown With Grandson Down for the Count

Looks like competitiveness doesn’t always run in the family.

Grandpa Gets a Touchdown With Grandson Down for the Count

Grandpa Gets a Touchdown With Grandson Down for the Count

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Douche Bag Baby

This is how you raise a douche bag. Takes after the parent who stuck that post-it note, I bet.

Douche Bag Baby

Douche Bag Baby

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Mother Goose Steps on Baby Duck

Puts me in mind of the scariest Mother Goose rhyme.

Mother Goose Steps on Baby Duck

Mother Goose Steps on Baby Duck

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Baby Hanged on the Wall

This is pretty convenient if you need to go to the bathroom for a bit, but geez. Well, hang in there, baby.

Baby Hanged on the Wall

Baby Hanged on the Wall

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Caged Baby

I know babies can be a bothersome lot, but has this boy’s parents ever heard of a crib?

Caged Baby

Caged Baby

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Mom Puts Plastic Bag Over Daughter’s Head

I wouldn’t even call it “panic buying.”

Mom Puts Plastic Bag Over Daughter's Head

Mom Puts Plastic Bag Over Daughter’s Head

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Kid on a Motorcycle

Quite a speed devil you have there, jerk.

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Kid on a Motorcycle

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Baby “Feeding” on a Python

This baby’s been watching a lot of ‘Snake Wranglers’ on TV.

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Baby “Feeding” on a Python

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Baby Cage From Side of the Building

I understand that the baby needs to get some fresh air regularly but this is stretching it a bit, don’t you think?

Baby Cage From Side of the Building

Baby Cage From Side of the Building

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Seaman Meets Baby… Quite

Welcome home. But what about the baby, you dipstick.

Seaman Meets Baby... Quite

Seaman Meets Baby... Quite

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Creepy Smoking Baby

All that innocence lost after a smoke or two.

Creepy Smoking Baby

Creepy Smoking Baby

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Girl Misspells “Santa”

Even The Grinch might find this disturbing.

Girl Misspells "Santa"

Girl Misspells "Santa"

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Baby Asks for a Light… and Gets It

This one said it’s good as mother’s milk. That’s just wrong.

Baby Asks For a Light... and Gets It

Baby Asks For a Light... and Gets It

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Slutty Mom

“Hi! I’m Maddy! I don’t know who my dad is and my mom is a whore.”

Slutty Mom

Slutty Mom

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Getting Drunk With Dad

Here’s some beer for daddy.
Getting Drunk With Dad

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Oops, She Did It Again

Britney is a really fucked up popstar. Shame, shame, shame.
Oops, She Did It Again

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